Idealifying the idea of unity and tyke talks tyke

The National Rebirth Party continues to provide top notch British hilarity for the masses. You just have to listen to this two-and-a-half minute speech from the party's "North West Regional Leader". He's so catastrophically bad at public speaking, it's hilarious.What does any of it mean? I love "idealifying the idea of unity" and I love "I say this with a heavy heart. Do we expect to win? Absolutely." I love the fact that whenever the audience is shown, they're all blurred out. And, if you're thirsty for more (and who wouldn't be?), why not try this speech (under two minutes) of the "Branch Leader Bradford". He's not quite as bad as the North West Regional Leader - some of it is more or less intelligible, at any rate - but Yanks might find his accent a little tough going. You see, he's talking tyke, the little tyke. I have a terrible confession to make. Ever since the National Rebirth Party posted this clip I've had fantasies about this elegant youth involving whipped cream and a spatula. Oh dear! In any case, I really think he should do a Euroguy shoot (is that magazine still going? My god, I'm really showing my age now!). Anyway, isn't he adorable? I like the fact that at the end, as he leaves the podium, he begins to clap, but then realises that he shouldn't really applaud his own speech. Bless. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul-M9AC18fw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14RN2rP0rJE