In the post-truth era...

... Master Trump shows the world what every kid knows: war doesn't have to be real, it can just be a pretend game. So, we've pretended Iran had nuclear weapon facilities, pretended that's why Israel attacked them, pretended the US wasn't behind it, pretended that bombing some places would destroy the facilities. Then, everyone was kindly asked to pretend they had won the war against everyone else, and enjoy their victory with a ceasefire that we pretend is peace. Next time, let's play the pretend genocide game, too. It's so much more fun when we pretend killing kids instead of actually slaughtering them. Deal? Lots of happy boys to you, FF mi lon. mute mije lili kin li lon. o sina kute e mi, mi ala wile, pilin pona mi li anpa e pilin ante.