''Highly commendable report, Mr. Hughs!
Posted by Manstuprator on 2025-May-2 10:39:23, FridayIn reply to Hugs from Jesus! posted by Errant on 2025-May-2 06:56:29, Friday
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I see that there were no unsold stocks from this Christmas season! Well done! I'll recommend bonuses to all the sales staff, and to our buyers! But there is one thing... I see in a footnote that you state that gross profits were down by 87%? How is that possible?" "I'm in charge of Sales, sir. I'll have to send someone up from Accounting to brief you on that." "Well, see that you do it today! Oh, and again, excellent report on how all stocks on hand were sold, and we have no stocks remaining to discount and take a loss on this coming Black Friday." "Thank you sir. We always do our best!" Later that day, the head of Accounting tells the CEO that someone from Marketing can explain the revenue discrepancy better. And the guy from Marketing explains that the guy from pre-season ordering can explain that better..." |
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