you aren't the first to complain

If those of you who feel that coony's leash should be shorted continue get together on MetaBoyChat to petition the cogs, then it's not out of the question that the cogs could be persuaded to attempt to thread the needle between choking the goose who lays golden eggs just enough to quiet him down, but not so much that the eggs stop flowing permanently. That would be a pretty big risk you are asking the cogs to take on your behalf. They wouldn't likely be spurred to get involved unless it became crystal clear that most of the other habituates of this place thought the risk of non-action to be bigger than the risk of acting. And to be fair, you have not really asked for anything. You are just asking questions bro. Maybe what your question implies will be enough to make Coony dial it back, before he has it dialed back for him. For those who want to go on record as explicitly asking the cogs to do their jobs there is already a MetaBoyChat thread where you can vote on the proposed update to BC's Coony policy.