Re: Nobody is going to do it, it has to be you again

I didn't learn this language, it just happened over time, or maybe it was there all along, sure I had to look up some words in a dictionary, but conversational English seemed never to be lacking. Even some basic maths seemed congenital but I'd have to be reminded about the calculus. I didn't even learn to focus and move my eyes or anything else I could move, I can't move my ears and I haven't got double jointed thumbs like Tommy or lance. One of my first friends was Tommy, that time I went with him up to his house, he had a funny looking mother, it was after school, I told Tommy that my family had a snack for "Home Lunch" after school, he thought it a good idea, and told his mum. They had a concrete fish pond with orange fish in it I think. Tommy was circumcised (er here we go again) We were peeing in the urinal and I noticed that Tommy has his skin pulled up over that 'knob part' like his mother had glued it that way, stranger things. My mother tried to do that to my poor diddle, in the bath but it hurt worse than the dental nurse, she attempted on a couple of occasions to do it, despite my protests and on the second attempt I ran down the hall screaming I think, why had my nice mother turned into Dr Mengele or whatever that Nazis name was? she cornered me on her bed the evil bastard! I don't know what happened next but it probably hurt. We found out later that I had phimosis.