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I did once learn of a priest at one of my nearby churches who used the word "wank" in a homily - and in front of the altarboys; not, you will be relieved to learn, in the imperative mood, but in explaining that he did not believe in a god who would send boys to hell for polishing the bishop - a doctrine which, I am sure you will agree, is quite heretical and evinces a lamentable decline in standards amongst the modern priesthood. Fortunately, he never used a word quite as ludicrously filthy as apoc*t*st*sis. "Infralapsarianism"; now that really is disgusting. ![]() |