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An opportunistic predator who jumped onto a moving school bus has been arrested and charged with endangering the lives of the 33 child victims on board. The Black Muslim man, P.Edo Arméd, was violently detained after ICE agents stormed the bus once it had come to a halt. 'We like to violently detain all sex predators', said a spokesman for ICE, 'especially Black and Muslim ones. 'It appears that, on this occasioon, the predator saw that the doors were open on the moving vehicle as it was passing him and that he also noticed the driver was compromised by what appeared to be a medical emergency. Arméd promptly leaped onto the bus and immediately applied the handbrake, before turning towards the screaming innocent children in order to select his first victim. It was then that ICE agents were able to gain access to the vehicle which was subsequently disarméd.' Etc, etc. |