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I have visions of you delivering the reading in church to rows of septuagenarian men (with plenty of sanitary padding in their trousers) and octogenarian women (blue-rinse retired boomer houswives who organise collections for the local Conservatives and think that the Kumars from No. 12 bring down the tone of the village) - and ending with "Apocatastasis, motherfuckers!" |