That's debatable...

The planet is a delicate thing, we must save it, we can start by calling circumcision mutilation, hey yeah, I can make that my hobbyhorse for there's nothing quite so delicate as a boys foreskin, it never hurt anyone and yet they AMPUTATE it like a leg or an arm, never hurt anyone. Never hurt anyone except the innocent baby that screamed to high Heaven to stop the worst pain ever experienced by anyone ever and lived. But what about the burn victim that lost their eyelids, that might have hurt more, so why not make eyelids out of that baby's foreskin, but isn't that organ harvesting? Oh no, it's organ donation, the surgeon read the baby's DNA and found a section that asked if the baby was a donor. 'First do no harm' and then have at it! Go for your life and mutilate that mother- fucking baby's penis forever and a day. This particular surgeon was 'cut' and he couldn't remember anything about his time under the knife so he reassured the mother that her son was about to scream quite loudly, and not to be alarmed as it was perfectly normal. Why did it need to be done? Because his father was 'like that' and the boy might be traumatised when he looked at his dad's penis. And it looked better, the father might tease his son for having a little elephant's trunk between his legs. He might warn him about how normal boys will probably tease him no end and call him weird. Or Dumbo. But what has this got to do with saving the planet? Nothing, I admit, but have you not heard of the butterfly effect? A butterfly's wing is delicate like a baby's foreskin and it could cause a hurricane. Smack dab over that surgeon's house hopefully. How arrogant of the father to mutilate his son to carry on a family tradition, and because it looks better, that's debatable by the way. What a load of nonsense, it's a routine minor operation, and it's better than a baptism by fire. And that burn victim can have the most sensitive eyelids in the world to flutter at a world that is a lot weirder than the unkindest cut. I'm sorry for going on, and on, about such a trifle, look at Herod and his method of ensuring that Jesus never lived to be circumcised, he was ahead of his time in the fight for the rights of the uncut kid. Rites of passage, always did tend toward the cruel, try getting into the Hell's Angels or so I'm told. You probably have to be cut with a motorbike chain and sprocket. Vroom, vrooom!.