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According to your previous posts, you possess not one, not two, but three university degrees, are internationally acclaimed in your field, and apparently have an IQ somewhere north of the space shuttle launch threshold. But naturally, mere academic achievement and global recognition aren’t enough for a man of your towering magnificence. No, now we’re treated to the endless parade of your international exploits, worldwide connections, and globe-spanning obligations. One assumes that between your elite symposiums and transcontinental speaking engagements, you’re also hammering out your latest masterpiece for publication. Because every self-important man of “international acclaim” (your words) simply must have a book in progress at all times. Frankly, it’s astonishing that you can spare even a fleeting moment for us peasants people on this board, what with your relentless itinerary of global conferences, diplomatic lunches, and presumably being chauffeured between airports by assistants whose sole purpose is to nod admiringly at your brilliance. Still, we are deeply grateful for the crumbs of attention you toss our way. It’s truly humbling to know that somewhere between your martinis by the infinity pool and your urgent calls with world leaders, you found time to descend from Mount Olympus and enlighten the rest of us. Though, to be fair, perhaps these posts are actually dictated to a butler while you recline in silk robes and gaze thoughtfully into the middle distance. A true hero of Boychat! |