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In breaking news, the Georgian Government has announced exciting new incentives for BL's. Admission tickets will be reduced to 25% of the usual price upon proof of NAMBLA membership or a search engine with numerous visits to BC. Masturbation rooms will be provided in secluded sections of the palace venue, with free towels supplied by Management. Young boy performers will be encouraged to mingle with the audience and private backstage visits will be actively encouraged for enthusiastic BL's at all times. The President of BASH ( Boys Are So Hot) declared he was very pleased with these arrangements but a representative of GC ( Fanny Frigida) said this was discriminatory and unfair. A member of the Georgian Government (R.U. Kidding) responded by controversially saying that men spend much more money on their YF's if they are male than if they are female and that the economy of Georgia needed a serious boost. Finally, all accommodation in Tbilisi will offer a PACKAGE deal " Bring a boy and stay an extra night for free". It has been reported that the Philippines Tourist Bureau is expecting a serious decline in visitors while Junior Eurovision is in progress. The old song "Georgia on my Mind" has suddenly taken on a new significance in BL circles and has totally eclipsed Taylor Swift's most recent album. |